Funny Jokes

Once there was a man that came from India to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me."

Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly"

And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."

Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in."

Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?"

The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me."

The police said "Why did you kill him?"

And the man said "He stole my dolly."

The police man said "What did you kill him with?"

The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."

Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.

The police man said "any last words?"

And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."