Husband Wife Jokes

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!

<<< Dusre Din >>>

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!

<<< Teesre Din >>>

Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der
se kahi gayi hai..!
Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?