Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the:

Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife romantic andaaz me boli : Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai?

Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai !!

Friends Jokes

1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha
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Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar
tu Udaas Q Hai......??
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Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai.
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Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya.
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Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya !!

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