Tiwari ji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.
Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.
Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.
Tiwari ji Ki Bari Aayi.
Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?
Tiwari ji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!
Tiwari ji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...
Tiwari ji's another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Tiwari ji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)
Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..
Tiwari ji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"
Tiwari ji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Tiwari ji ko hee de do.
Tiwari ji can sell anything...