Happy Holi

Dear beloved person, when you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher,

an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction,

the adjoining resident's sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder


Now read in hindi

बलम पिचकारी जो तूने मुझे मारी
तो सीधी साधी छोरी शराबी हो गयी
जींस पहेनके जो तूने मारा ठुमका
तो लट्टू पड़ोसन भी भाभी हो गयी

Happy Holi in Advance

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